Person 1: If you keep drinking like that you’re gonna end up like your alcoholic father
Person 2: Shut up, I can’t be an alcoholic because I’m already a booze rat!!
Person 2: Shut up, I can’t be an alcoholic because I’m already a booze rat!!
by BoozeRat21 July 5, 2020
by midnight warrio November 21, 2012
also known as, laying down a booze mattress
eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.
you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too
eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.
you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too
hey michelle, what are you doing?
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.
omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.
omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.
by boooogeface May 11, 2013
When you drink so fast that it compares to the speed you drank your friend's mom's tit milk the night before.
Man I way ahead in drinks, keep up. Shit I'm boozing boobies right now like I did with your mom's last night.
by Hocksean10 March 18, 2016
by frostr October 26, 2013
when you go to look at the wall of the liquor store to remember the drink you can't remember because you had such a good time drinking it
Hello good sir (to liquor store clerk/sommelier) I’m just Deja Boozing trying to find what I had such a good time drinking last weekend.
by Lacapa April 26, 2020
After doing all that yard work, heather's bra was rancid. Her bosom booze had soaked that thang to the core!
by MML1234 June 28, 2016