Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!
by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 4, 2019
by ABDL2023 August 1, 2023
by Bungle0 August 25, 2022
The horrible mishap of forgetting to take out your tampon before having sexual relations with a man during your time of the month.
Jack: bruh, the tip of my dick touched Alexis' tampon last night when I was hittin'...
Dave: You're such a tampon ripper my nigga.
Dave: You're such a tampon ripper my nigga.
by Airhorns @ Midnight February 29, 2016
by subthebub November 30, 2019
13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing
by absolutely fucking cool baller July 9, 2023