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Cluster-fuck

1) A term used to describe a series of events or more than one in a collective group of fucked up situations that come together in one gigantic chaotic situation.

2) Term used to describe an orgy

3) A single clueless, air brained individual that inevitably messes up everything they touch.
1) My promotion to Supervisor and placed on salary along with the added extra hours has turned out to be one huge Cluster-fuck.

2) My Bro Ziggy and I banged three really hot chicks the other night in the most awesome and spontaneous sorority Cluster-fuck ever.

3) I let my girlfriend drive my car while hers was being serviced and she slammed into a parked police car while reading a text from her BFF and turns out the bitch had a suspended license for the exact same violation three other times, what a cluster-fuck.
by Chief Rock-a-Ho May 5, 2014
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Cluster Fuck

When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.
Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.
by The Keeper of Knowlegde June 5, 2014
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coconut cluster

a delicious chocolate candy with coconut in it, made by Sanders
by Mama Whirls December 28, 2014
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cluster luck

1. A streak of random luck for someone who doesn't deserve it.
2. A person who gets lucky without deserving it.
Look at that complete cluster luck who won the lottery! I guess Lady Luck really is blind, because that guy is a complete prick.
by das.sprache.meister March 8, 2015
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Cluster Whore

Someone who talks from everyone's back and gossips insanely about everything.

That they reasonably have a wide and a large connection to and between everybody that they become a Cluster Whore.
+ Man, f*ck Debby. She got between me and Jason.
- Yeah girl i feel you. She's always been the cluster whore of this group.
by Felixdapizzaboi October 24, 2016
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Cluster Fuck

Adele: Caroline, this is a cluster fuck

Caroline: Ik
by Banur February 2, 2017
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dick cluster

A group of men jerking off and making truffle butter
"Hey dude wanna be in a dick cluster "
"Yes totally dude but no homo"
by VGZIGGY March 21, 2016
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