If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

I'd hit that

Commonly refering to sexual intercourse but can also be used to: Marijuana, cannabis, joints, bongs, etc.

A: Hey, what do you think about this?
B: Uhhh, nice joint! I'd hit that!

C: No way, I'd totally hit that but on a bong!

by SKPG September 29, 2015

I'd do that all day

When something is such a good deal or idea that you would gladly take it at any time

Them: $500 a month utilities and internet are included
You: I'd do that all day!

by TonyDanza123 March 7, 2022

nah I'd win

was said by satoru gojo before fighting the king of curses ryomen sukuna

**Gojo does not win**

yuji: "Sensei, whos stronger between you two"

Gojo: "hmm if sukuna regained all his strength then it'd be a tad difficult"

yuji: "would you lose?"

"nah i'd win"

by Jujutsukaisenfan1234 December 25, 2023

moms i'd like to pamper

MILP

Moms I'd Like to Pamper

by Lyubi January 15, 2016

I'd rather not answer that

How your Amazon echo will respond if you insult it, swear at it or ask opinions on politics.

Me: Echo, do you think Donald Trump is an idiot?

Echo: I'd rather not answer that

Me:Echo, you're a cheesehead

Echo: I'd rather not answer that.

Me: Echo, fuck off you fucking bastard bitch.

Echo: I'd rather not answer that.

by UltimateDoge June 29, 2021

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021