infinity college

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by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 1, 2022

Infinity

Infinity is endless. Not only meaning you won't make it to the end, but also that it's the amount of balls that can fit in ya jaws. And it's the only number that doesn't even exist.

Person 1: How many things do you have to do?
Person 2: Infinity.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Infinity, i have to do an endless amount of things.
Person 1: Human brains already do infinite things by breathing, even when you dream.
Person 2: Ok so?

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022

infinity boof

When you're in a human centipede and everyone boofs the person in front, but the circle is large enough to come full boof circle in a glorious "infinity boof."

James and I were at a party Friday, and we saw a full-fledged Infinity Boof when someone broke out the blow.

by Mkd222 December 3, 2020

Infinity

If there are an infinite number of natural numbers, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two natural numbers, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and... then that must mean that there are not only infinite infinities, but an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities, and... (infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and...) continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and.....(…)…

That there are infinite natural numbers is the central property of infinity.

by Infiniteeee October 12, 2025

person infinity

The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.

Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.

by Redstowen August 23, 2023

Rule infinity

the final rule when a person becomes a god/ a leader of all exsictance

it will grant you power beyond reasoning and can only be used once

if used by humans the individual who has used it shall be erazed from exsistance immediately

human: rule infinity *poof*

god: rule infinity

rule infinity: *listens*

god: give me pepsi

god 2:rule infinity

rule infinity: *listens*

god 2: literally destroy all exsistance

*poof*

by Quality_Seal August 11, 2018

infinity to the infinity to the infinity

bigger than infinity, infinity plus one, infinity plus two, infinity times two, infinity squared, infinity squared plus one, infinity cubed, and infinity to the infinity.

P1: "i win infinity times"
P2: "i win infinity plus one times"
P1: "i win infinity plus two times"
P2: "i win infinity times two times"
P1: "i win infinity squared times"
P2: "i win infinity squared plus one times"
P1: "i win infinity cubed times"
P2: "i win infinity to the infinity times"
P1: "i win infinity to the infinity to the infinity times"

by FirstLetter71 September 22, 2025