Infinity Nap

When you die

I'm miserable, and I can't wait until my life is over so I can take an infinity nap.

by Eustace November 19, 2013

patch of infinity

bandaging up a permanent scar. pointlessness.

why doesn't rob get a nose job?
that would just be a patch of infinity

by fuckoffdick December 12, 2010

Infinity Gauntlet

A feat that is achieved once one has had sexual intercourse with the following ethnicities:
White, Black, Latina, Asian, Indian, and Arabic.

There are 6 ethnicities to be collected before the infinity gauntlet is complete, the same way there are 6 infinity stones.

This feat is a very rare accomplishment which is believed to give men who achieve it otherworldly power.

- I heard Cameron gets a lot of play at college?

- Yeah, he definitely does. He's only missing an Indian girl before his infinity gauntlet is complete!

by Soggy Baguette April 4, 2023

Infiniti Wipe

A term used for the endless amounts of toilet paper usage on your anus after an explosive shit.

The last infiniti wipe I had was after I ate at Chipotle three times in one day and I used an entire roll of toilet paper on that poop.

by JsBerries March 7, 2015

-Infinity

Un explainable

-infinity, well, you used it, and said it, use it when you want

by Fazbent December 9, 2024

infinity to the infinity to the infinity

bigger than infinity, infinity plus one, infinity plus two, infinity times two, infinity squared, infinity squared plus one, infinity cubed, and infinity to the infinity.

P1: "i win infinity times"
P2: "i win infinity plus one times"
P1: "i win infinity plus two times"
P2: "i win infinity times two times"
P1: "i win infinity squared times"
P2: "i win infinity squared plus one times"
P1: "i win infinity cubed times"
P2: "i win infinity to the infinity times"
P1: "i win infinity to the infinity to the infinity times"

by FirstLetter71 September 22, 2025

negative infinity out of one infinitesimal

A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.

"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"

by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023