Infinity Nap

When you die

I'm miserable, and I can't wait until my life is over so I can take an infinity nap.

by Eustace November 19, 2013

Infinity

if there are infinite whole numbers, and there are infinite decimals between 0 and 1, and there are infinite decimals between 0.1 and 0.12, and there are infinite decimals between 0.1111111 and 0.1111112, and (etc.) does that mean that there are infinitely infinite infinitely infinite infinitely infinite infinitely infinite infinitely… (etc.) ?

Infinity.

by Infiniteeee February 2, 2024

Infinity stones

The saying from a kid on a Fortnite match, asking if anyone remembers the infinity stones.

Does anybody remember the Infinity Stones?
stfu

by top10shoppingtrolleys August 20, 2025

Infinity

If there are an infinite number of natural numbers, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two natural numbers, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and… then that must mean that there are not only infinite infinities, but an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities, and… (infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and…) continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and…..(…)…

That there are infinite natural numbers is the central property of infinity.

by Infiniteeee November 5, 2025

Infinity Win

Stephen Colbert.

Stephen Colbert IS infinity win. He is the epitome. The most epic. The most basic definition of win.

The infinite win.

by Teh Nibblorz September 9, 2010

yes me infinity

The ultimanium,ultranium,impossibilium of insults. stronger than Shaggy,Shrek,Waluigi,Thanos,u mom gae,no u,reverse card,yes me and all other infinitiveniums.

A:u mom gae
B:no u
A:reverse card
B:reverse reverse card
A:reverse card infinity
B:no u infinity
A:yes me
B:yes me infinity
A:oh no
A had become Ab and then G# then G etc. until implosion.

by UltraJackio325/E030E03 March 24, 2019

infinity crack

The continuous nature of a woman’s butt crack to the front crack. Contrasted by the abrupt end of a man’s crack by the taint.

My underwear was all up in my infinity crack at work today.

by P00bags June 30, 2021