Hollister Hater

Someone who hates hollister because they're too fat to fit into the clothing, or too busy being a disgusting goth faggot to realize looking dead is retarded.

Fat Hot topic Faggot/Hollister Hater: Man, i secretly wish I wasn't obese and could wear things from and other normal stores that normal people shop at but I look too fat and dead

by BassNectar December 19, 2009

Hollister Co.

the best store ever made! they sell hott ass clothes! made to look awesome on people with a hot bod type like mine! all the people that dont like this store are probably really ugly and fat, and are just jealouse cause they cant look as hot in the clothes as me and my friends can! oh and the other girls are totally right, the guys there are orgasmic!! it totally even makes ugly guys look somewhat ok. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
oh and its owned by Abercrombie and Fitch, but that just makes it even more desierable! oh and the logo is a seagull not a eagle. durh!

hot girl 1:so you want me to get my friend to like you?
semi ok looking guy:uh ya thatd be cool
hot girl 1:its easy, go to Hollister
semi ok looking guy:really? its that easy?
hot girl 1:yah totally, huh?
hot girl 2:deffinetly, shell totally wanna do you after that.
semi ok looking guy: bomb!

by findingscreamo52 February 1, 2005

hollister co.

an abercrombie brand...enough said.

lets all go shop at hollister and habe boys smack our asses.

by jesse sucks March 7, 2005

Hollister-face

Refers to a young man who has not yet entered into maturity. Subject may habitually dress in an assortment of brand-name preppy clothing. Accessories include shell necklace, highlighted hair, white sneaks, cargo shorts, hemp bracelet, and a clueless expression.

Often a Hollister Face will have no social abilities beyond imitating characters on MTV, and he will serve as the "de-facto" amateur bartender at all social gatherings

Joe: Did you meet Mary's boyfriend?

Mark: I sure did, and he is a true Hollister-face

Joe: Yea. I guess she was done slumming it, but not yet ready for a real man.

by K Dawg Plus July 3, 2009

Hollister Pants

Overly expensive jeans bought by preppy suburban girls that are overly obsessed with looking like faux surfer faggot robots.
Also see American Eagle and Abercrombie

Jenni: Oh my god KiKi1 I bought the COOLEST Hollister Pants yesterday!
Kiki:Oh my gooooddddddddd Jenni! I know thirty people that have that exact same pair!

by Jenzilla September 26, 2008

Hollister Co.

the cheap, trashy version of A&F basically.
or west coast version

OMG Shela, I paid $19 for this shirt when I could've gone to A&F and bought one like this for $29

by sooozeee March 4, 2005

Hollister Co.

Hollister company originated in 1922 by the hand of great Osirus Hollister, the textiles pioneer from California...married 27 times Osirus became dillusional and decided that his goal in life was to produce a less expensive clone of the overly, and unjustifiably so popular abercrombie and fitch. In his vision he foresaw scores of young hormone induced teenagers filling his unneccessarily dark showroom where pink is now ok to be worn by the male sex, why? I dont know. Quickly, it has become the "it place" for the dreaded yet misunderstood metrosexuals, a strange breed of man that waxes their eyebrows, shaves their legs and wears 2, sometimes even 3 polo shirts at a time. Recently, it has come to this writers attention that an alarming number of african american denizens have decended upon the innocent aryan fortress that is hollister company. Why? again I dont know and I'll tell you right now black girls your big asses wont fit in the jeans so stop messing up my god damn jean walls, they take forever! And brothas, brothas what r u doing, now I know that pink may look good with your skin tone but we have our limits please. And lastly, to the obese or as I like to call them "land whales" the largest size is an 11, if you are 200+ pounds you just wont fit, deal with it and put the fork down then come back and see me. Far too many perfectly good booty shorts have been ruined when your large, cottage cheese, elephant-like ass stretched the elastic band to their breaking point and we end up with a 3 foot pair of pants of which we can do nothing about it. Stay posted as I will comment again soon. L8er bitches...

see: place for pretty white kids who look better than 98% of the population and Im one of em!

by HCO Employee #13984031 April 6, 2005