When people get off on being busy.
“The whole conversation was busy porn… everyone getting off on how busy they’ve been, how busy they are, and how busy they are going to be.”
by MikeJC October 6, 2023
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Like a Squidward Torture Porn, only with Plankton as the victim.
Any Spongebob episode where Plankton is the primary character is bound to be a Plankton Torture Porn.

While they are similar to Squidward Torture Porns, they also have differences. Both Squidward and Plankton are supposed to be "unlikeable" but are actually very popular, for example.

The main difference is that while SOME (very few) STP's are actually entertaining, PTP's are never funny. This is because they didn't start until AFTER the show had hit rock bottom (Seasons 6-7). "One Coarse Meal" is unquestionably the worst PTP and arguably the worst episode in the series alongside "A Pal For Gary".
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An act which where a variety of multiple or few participants, either of the same gender or opposite sex can take part in. The recieveing participant can be in various positions waiting for the user to go number 2 not knowing what type of sensation awaits on the part of the body where the poo has been placed by the user. Like a penis it comes in all different shapes, sizes and colours.
Clint- "Hey Brad, I heard your computer going all night.. What was up with that??"

Brad- "Sorry I was up on my favourite site looking at poo porn again. I didn't mean to wake you.

Clint- "You're fucking gross man"
by Kent no January 4, 2020
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When a lovely individual sets up a camera and records themselves consuming a frozen turd up their poo hole
‘oh my god, my rectum hurts.’

‘Must’ve been from all that poo porn, marge.’
by Peeninhole69 March 22, 2021
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My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers
Soft porn is like porn without sex lol
by giorgio4 November 22, 2021
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