When two men insert their penises (bananas) into a salami sandwich after eating fried onions at k mart
by FatalGang November 7, 2017
A well-formed, solid poo, left on a public walkway. A Street Salami is typically produced by a dog or other leashed animal, but occasionally a human-sized Salami is found. Nobody will deal with a Street Salami they find in their path, and though pedestrians will flow around it, eventually someone will step in it.
"I was distracted while walking and stepped on a street salami, my shoes are ruined."
"Excuse me, sir, I think your dog left a street salami near that lamp post."
"I swear man, back in Melbourne I saw a guy pick up a street salami and throw it at a group of tourists"
"Excuse me, sir, I think your dog left a street salami near that lamp post."
"I swear man, back in Melbourne I saw a guy pick up a street salami and throw it at a group of tourists"
by Street Salami March 11, 2022
Person 1: Dude did you hook up with Lisa last night?
Person 2: We got together and I fed her some bare salami. She was stuffed.
Person 2: We got together and I fed her some bare salami. She was stuffed.
by Wizzmatik September 17, 2012
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