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email tourette's

where you send an email, usually to a large audience which is critical or non complimentary about a person or company etc, which you really, really shouldn't have sent

As Stephen Fry said "The email of the species is more deadly than the mail"
wow, Joe's had another outburst of email tourette's ; he'll be fired for this one
by jfd100 December 21, 2013
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email sieged

Verb (present tense is email siege) The act of seemingly everyone under God's green earth emailing one email in a short period of time (to the max a week) and completely stuffing their inbox, often with useless junk mail.
Person A: Holy Crap!

Person B: What?

Person A: I was offline for like 2 days and I have 112 emails!

Person B: Enjoy being email sieged. It happened to me last week.
by Victor D. September 24, 2011
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lip emailing

when you type an email with your lips
i love lip emailing my emails
by arthurlover March 1, 2017
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Emails

I have never emailed, contacted, reached out to anyone. Anyone saying otherwise is lying. No I have not contacted anyone. No I have not spoken with anyone.
Hym "I have not sent emails to anyone, by the way. I've never contacted anyone. I've never BEEN contacted by anyone. I'm not working for anyone but I DO own this as content."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2023
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Email Sweats

Moisture exuded through the pores of the skin, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to having doubts regarding the quality of an email.
After checking his email for errors for the 30th time, Gary could not shake the email sweats. He eventually said f*ck it and hit send.
by G-Email November 3, 2021
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As per my previous email

This phrase is usually used in the context of business related things, where some manager or employee above you demands for information or input when clearly you've given them it in your last email. Obviously that person has not read your emails nor did they bother to read them. They probably only sent the email because it was their job to do so.
Me: *Gives them the required documents via email*
Them: "Hello. Please submit all documents today. Thank You.*
Me: AS PER MY PREVIOUS EMAIL........
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Email Muscles

false bravado
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.
Email Muscles
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."

Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"
by paranoidrain June 27, 2011
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