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Slack

Famous DEI practitioner and COVID diversity hire, slack was so useless that he turned to human trafficking his “affinity group” in his office and got fired for being the most useless mf to ever exist.
That kid is such a slack bro
“Slack slack slack”
by Galvatron 1999 December 7, 2023
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Pro Slack

Inherently the Man with the plan. One born with original slack that transcended slack itself to reach pro status.
One who has not descended into false slack at any point, ever.
Wow, everything is falling into place, just like it should, talk about Pro Slack. The pieces are falling into place, the cards are thrown, onwards and upwards, non stop to the top. This is the way I had it planned, I'm Pro slack baby.
by jojo420 May 10, 2010
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Slack Block

Prevention of someone else's ability to slack off. At work, if your computer is being repaired, but you are offered a loaner to continue to be productive, the IT guy 'slack blocked' you. If at home, you're significant other presents a reasonable request to do something, that prevents you from vegging.
My computer is being worked on by IT and I thought I'd have the afternoon off, but they slack blocked me with a loaner machine.
by ChadinDarien July 17, 2024
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slack

meaningstupid’ or ‘dumb
i don’t understand maths because i’m slack
by char.char November 26, 2017
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Slacking Bitches

When you have sex with a female without a condom, you then drop an anvil on her head and fly away with your elytra.
"What have you been up to, Albi" says Carter
"Oh me? I've been... slacking bitches" replies Albi
by pooslayer89 July 7, 2024
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slack cow

by Reeces_pieces72 June 26, 2017
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Circle of Slack

When many users mute a channel on Slack to avoid useless notifications, but the authors have noticed. So they post on others channels to make sure those users received the notifications. In the long run, those others channels will also endup being muted, since they now throw useless notifications.

Each iteration of this circle increase the number of channels the authors need to post to and the number of muted channels by the users.
- "People only post memes in #news"
- "I know, I muted that channel."
- "Me too, but they realized it! Now they post in #news, #global and #admin to be sure we see them."
- "Oh no, I'll mute those too."

- "It's the circle, the circle of slack" 🎵🦁👑🎵
by smnarnold March 19, 2020
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