slack

meaning ‘stupid’ or ‘dumb’

i don’t understand maths because i’m slack

by char.char November 26, 2017

Slack artist

Flaking on a friend invite.

My boi benji was being a slack artist when he didn't accept my friend invite.

by SCOOTS4LIFE September 14, 2016

Jaw-slack

When someone who thinks they can fight threatens to punch someone they cannot beat

Imma turn his jaw-slack

by Pimp Tyrone October 12, 2021

Slack Factor

The ratio of the number of employees in a firm, to the number of Slack channels used by the firm. The higher the Slack Factor, the higher the number of Slack channels per employee, and the lower the possibility of finding that one message you know you just read a minute ago that you needed to respond to.

I just saw a question from Larry, but our Slack Factor is so high, I don't even remember what channel it was in any more. I guess he's not getting an answer.

by Neuticle September 30, 2021

Slack Texter

A slack texter is somebody who doesn't really text back or isn't consistent with their texting .

___ is a slack texter ! They never text me back 🙄

by JesusLover07 July 3, 2021

Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc

I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.

by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023

slack-jawed yodel

A slack yodel.

When a Shinx is yodeling, it's a slack-jawed yodel.

by slack-jawed yodel March 31, 2023