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Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.
Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months
by Jellogod May 7, 2025
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slack jam

what happens when you try to take off your pants without first removing your shoes
The deceased was found to have succumbed to slack jam while trying to dress for his friends wedding.
by peggi May 22, 2011
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Jake Slack

Jake slack is the lead guitarist in the band chapter 13. He is one hell of a talented geeza.

He is probably the best guitarist you’ll meet, yes Brian May has competition now.
Jake slack is so good at guitar solos. Wow.
by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021
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Slacking and Jack

the act of putting something off (usually skipping a class) to go masturbate
Friend 1: "dude where were you? there was a math test that was 90% of our grade!"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
Friend 1: "oh ok that makes sense"
by Viperlord#0382 November 25, 2022
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Slacking

person - "What Happened To Eddie"
person 2 - "The Feds Caught Him Slacking"
by CUM.IN.MY.BUM May 9, 2020
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Clack Slack

It's when you get a woman's placenta, stick your fist in it and start snapping your fingers.
My drunk ass last night admitted to Kate that I clack slack while she was in the recovery room last month. She was NOT happy.
by Trans_Emo_Boy October 23, 2025
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Slacked

Getting Slacked is equivalent to getting "owned". When said to a women after sex, it is both equivalent to getting "owned" and impregnated.

The term originates from the streamer/content creator SlackATK and his fellow streamers KYR_Sp33dy and SideArms4Reason.
You just got SLACKED!
Above is the only correct usage.
by 14karatcopper March 21, 2024
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