i'd ship it

An expression used to show interest in a female by the male but not a absolute.

Hey, do you like ...?

Yeah I'd ship it!

by Indian dictionary March 1, 2017

"if some dude smacked me, I'd smack him back".

a weird sentince

"if some dude smacked me, I'd smack him back".

by a dood hoo iz zrmat October 16, 2020

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

by derogatoryterms September 30, 2022

I'd let him ultraviolence me

In reference to the song ultraviolence by Lana del Rey in essence when a man is so fine you want him to hit you " he hit me and it felt like a kiss" usually used my masochist and or whisper girlies

Tommy is so fucking hot I'd let him ultraviolence me idc

by Penny Harlow November 5, 2023

moms i'd like to pamper

MILP

Moms I'd Like to Pamper

by Lyubi November 11, 2015

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 26, 2021

i'd really rather never

To want to avoid an obvious life experience

She asked if I wanted to eat bull's balls, but of course I had to say I'd really rather never.

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017