yo bro i'm nuking missouri
by bigfriendlybear April 11, 2021
A small town around the western border of Missouri. It has a population of about 1500 and everybody knows each other.
George: Hey I heard you're leaving Portugal. Where might you be headed?
Dominic: The coolest town in the world, Adrian, Missouri!
Dominic: The coolest town in the world, Adrian, Missouri!
by Abridges528 May 20, 2022
The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.
by ang3lb0y October 9, 2023
Rock port, Missouri is a great little town that is proud of its sports and for the most part great people
by Broski_-_-_-_69 June 20, 2017
When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.
When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.
by akaRakxm October 3, 2023
A small little hick town along I-44 full of rednecks, stoners, and pill poppers.
The most common thing to find in Conway is a can of chewing tobacco.
The rarest thing to find in Conway is A girl who hasn't lost her virginity by the age of 12.
The most common thing to find in Conway is a can of chewing tobacco.
The rarest thing to find in Conway is A girl who hasn't lost her virginity by the age of 12.
Conway, Missouri. Noun. A shit town.
"Hey, man! Wanna go to Conway?"
"No thanks! I'd rather not be a parent at the age of 13!"
"Hey, man! Wanna go to Conway?"
"No thanks! I'd rather not be a parent at the age of 13!"
by Damanjan June 21, 2017
The Missouri Tandem usually works best for threesomes of 2 men and one woman. One uses the vagina, whilst the other uses the anus. When the female is on the edge of orgasming, both the men suddenly pull out and flip her over, so the man who was penetrating her vagina is now penetrating her anus, and vice versa.
Bandit and I were giving Emily a good romp. When she got close, we gave her a Missouri Tandem! Good times.
by Weird Furry Fucker March 2, 2021