2 definitions by Damanjan
by Damanjan March 11, 2018
A small little hick town along I-44 full of rednecks, stoners, and pill poppers.
The most common thing to find in Conway is a can of chewing tobacco.
The rarest thing to find in Conway is A girl who hasn't lost her virginity by the age of 12.
The most common thing to find in Conway is a can of chewing tobacco.
The rarest thing to find in Conway is A girl who hasn't lost her virginity by the age of 12.
Conway, Missouri. Noun. A shit town.
"Hey, man! Wanna go to Conway?"
"No thanks! I'd rather not be a parent at the age of 13!"
"Hey, man! Wanna go to Conway?"
"No thanks! I'd rather not be a parent at the age of 13!"
by Damanjan June 21, 2017