blizzard hands

a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.

Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!

Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.

by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015

Texas Blizzard

A wimpy storm that causes a huge amount of damage

Ugh that storm last night sure was a Texas Blizzard

by Ralphalpha February 22, 2021

Blizzard Warning

A simple way of telling you it is very windy and snowy.

We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.

by December 23, 2022

Flipping the blizzard

69ing in a snowstorm

“Dude I just got done flipping the blizzard with that girl. Pretty sure I got major frostbite tho”

by Jihad McLaden October 30, 2017

blizzardous

feeling extra cold, more than freezing

jacinta is freezing but pat is blizzardous

by some sickunt August 25, 2008

Blizzarding

Lots of blizzard

"Look it's blizzarding outside"

by S0cialExperiment November 30, 2021

Blizzarding

Trying to rip off your fans as much as possible while lying to them as much as possible

Dude, I was blizzarding the other day and made 400$ off of selling knock off merch

by Dragon air June 13, 2023