Thread Killer

A “thread killer” is a member of a group text who sends a comment so wheels off that the other members cease conversation.

Rage replied to a text thread with:

“My b-hole is hairy...I don't shave it, so when explosive shit comes at 120 mph, it's like a Brazilian wax”

Rage is a thread killer

by Ffbking February 3, 2022

thread ender

A person so witty, funny and sarcastic that they can end a facebook thread with a few keystrokes because the person who posted, those who have previously commented and anyone else who views the thread knows that they cannot say anything that will be funnier, wittier or more sarcastic than that said by the thread ender. And to do so would surely be comedy suicide as the thread ender would then come back with an even funnier, wittier and more sarcastic reply.

POSTER - Posts a meme of UK Prime Minster David Cameron sitting on a couch with open body language (legs open, right arm touching face and left arm stretched over couch top) with the punchline 'Feeling horny? Me too'

poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'

like . comment . unfollow post . share

10 people like this

REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?

REPLYER 2 - That

REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.

REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*

REPLYER 4 - Eewww.

REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.

THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'

EVERYONE ELSE - silence......

by macdaddie79 August 31, 2013

Threading the Button

The act of cumming inside a belly button, and optionally allowing it to drip out and down to the vagina.

"Babe, let's try threading the button tonight."

by YungScooby December 18, 2016

Thread Count

The number of followers you have on Threads

I like to keep my Thread Count low, there's too many people I've had to mute.

by dynamic_glyph July 9, 2023

/thread

/thread is used ironically uncommonly
when someone quotes dumb post/s on the imageboard and sums up ironically the value of the message behind them

When posting for example on lgbt board things like;
The female body is beautiful and aesthetic. You'd have to be fucked in the head to not like it.

and the other user quotes your post and writes;
/thread

by jagth March 4, 2018

old thread

A old friend thats fake.

He's a old thread that should be cut.

by Noah_H25 May 19, 2018

dinner thread

n. an obnoxiously long online discussion whose subject matter may concern a multitude of different topics. used in any context pertaining to online threads, esp. facebook messages. often aggravates the lesser known psychological condition known as macronematophobia.
origin unknown

"Dude, have you been keeping up with the dinner thread? It's five hundred messages long!"
"Nah, man, my shrink said I can't; I'm macronematophobic."
"Bogus, dude."

by Il Bianco April 1, 2008