Pwned by 14:00 

Being afraid, a deadline y'know?
Ahahaa I'm afraid though, I'm getting PWNED BY 14:00

Brandon: "Is it 14:00 yet?"
Jacob: "No, I don't think so, but I'm getting pwned by 14:00."

Pwned by 14:00 by DingusDickus July 23, 2025

pistol pwned 

1. When you play an FPS and you, with your pistol, dominate an opponent who has a much more powerful weapon.

2. Bashing to death a player with your pistol.

<Player 1> (pistol kills) <Player 2>
<player 1>: Oh snap! Pistol pwned you!

pistol pwned by mchesney August 29, 2006

omega pwned 

when the pwnage has reached such an extent that one cannot be pwned any more. the ultimate and final pwn.

guy 1: did you see joe?

guy 2: no, why?

guy 1: well, he went in to get his appendix removed and they got him confused with the transexual. now his outie is an in.

guy 2: omega pwned.

omega pwned by holly molly August 19, 2006

w00t pwned 

w00t pwned: an expression used when a person has been pwned infront of an audience or a few people. Usually humiliating

"Oh man did you see that?! Fred just hit Jack in the face with a cookie sheet!" "W00t Pwned!"

w00t pwned by vanmulk May 18, 2005

bitch pwned 

to be pwned like a bitch

andrew - hey mom drive me to the movies
mom - no
craig - BITCH PWNED!

brian - im great at skating
eric - no you suck
ryan- BITCH PWNED

bitch pwned by craig ownage September 11, 2009

uber pwned 

getting absolutely destroyed in some kind of competition or event, usually in a videogame like Halo. pwn is derived from "own" but the o is replaced with a p, whiched is supposed to represent a tongue sticking out, therefore forming the word "pwn". I pwn noobs all day. but back to the uber part, uber is a synonym for "super", but it usually has a negative connotation.

"Daniel pwns Dylon in Halo, but its all fun and games".

"Dude, you just got uber pwned."

uber pwned by Dan the Man116 October 13, 2009

i-Pwned 

When you either drop your i-Phone and a large crack goes across the screen or the software freezes

Hey man i totally got i-Pwned last night when i was drunk and droped my i-Phone

i-Pwned by masonturnbull April 18, 2010