Serious Bones

Sexual intercourse that lasts longer that four hours

Oliver: Dude, yesterday Sarah and I were planning some serious bones for the evening, so I popped 4 Viagra. It still hasn't gone down.
Harold: Maybe you should go talk to your doctor about that.

by Oceaninto January 6, 2017

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Serious George

A play on words of 'Curious George' which is a person that ruins an intended joke or light hearted comment by being too serious.

Joker: "Ha ha, when that kid rides by on his bike, you should throw a stick in his spokes."
Buddy: "That's not very cool, they could get hurt."
Joker: "...way to kill the mood, Serious George."

by Bearded Fist September 21, 2013

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Are you serious right now?

Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker

*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?

by The Undernot August 1, 2023

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Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.

Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 7, 2021

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