Notorious B.I.G.'s Ten Crack Commandments in plain English
1) Don't let anyone know how much money you have. It'll make people jealous and want to steal it from you.
2) Don't let anyone know what you're doing next. People will use this knowledge to rob you and hurt you.
3) Don't trust anyone. Even your mother would betray you for the money that'll be in it.
4) Don't take your own crack.
5) Don't sell crack around the area you live in, not even if it's the biggest crack order known to man - it's not worth it.
6) Don't give credit. A crackhead will NEVER pay you back.
7) Keep your family and business completely separate.
8) Don't carry crack on you. You will almost definitely get robbed if you don't follow this commandment.
9) Stay away from the police at all times. If people think you're a snitch then they won't listen to your excuses and it will not only destroy your business but people will probably try to kill you.
10) If you don't have people to sell your crack to in the first place, don't buy any to sell on. Your suppliers won't care whether you sell it or not, they'll take their money from you.
1) Don't let anyone know how much money you have. It'll make people jealous and want to steal it from you.
2) Don't let anyone know what you're doing next. People will use this knowledge to rob you and hurt you.
3) Don't trust anyone. Even your mother would betray you for the money that'll be in it.
4) Don't take your own crack.
5) Don't sell crack around the area you live in, not even if it's the biggest crack order known to man - it's not worth it.
6) Don't give credit. A crackhead will NEVER pay you back.
7) Keep your family and business completely separate.
8) Don't carry crack on you. You will almost definitely get robbed if you don't follow this commandment.
9) Stay away from the police at all times. If people think you're a snitch then they won't listen to your excuses and it will not only destroy your business but people will probably try to kill you.
10) If you don't have people to sell your crack to in the first place, don't buy any to sell on. Your suppliers won't care whether you sell it or not, they'll take their money from you.
See Ten Crack Commandments - Notorious B.I.G.
by G Mama March 22, 2011
Good ass song by Notorious B.I.G and rules that all dealers should follow but most dont.I will now list them in the order Biggie put them in.
1.Never let no one know
How much,dough you hold.
2.Never let em know your next move.
3.Never trust nobody.
4.Never get high, on your own supply.
5.Never sell no crack where you rest at.
6.That God damn credit, dead it.
7.Keep your family and business completely seperated.
8.Never keep no weight on you.
9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police.
10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.
Of course I have omitted some of the lyrics for these "Commandments" to make sense.I've done my best to make this seem easy for even a yuppie to understand.So if you dont understand or think this should be deleted then you are either an asshole or the ud terrorist and his/her affiliates.
1.Never let no one know
How much,dough you hold.
2.Never let em know your next move.
3.Never trust nobody.
4.Never get high, on your own supply.
5.Never sell no crack where you rest at.
6.That God damn credit, dead it.
7.Keep your family and business completely seperated.
8.Never keep no weight on you.
9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police.
10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.
Of course I have omitted some of the lyrics for these "Commandments" to make sense.I've done my best to make this seem easy for even a yuppie to understand.So if you dont understand or think this should be deleted then you are either an asshole or the ud terrorist and his/her affiliates.
Little Brandon saw this definition and thought drug dealing would be simple as pie.To bad he was a white boy from the suburbs and his newfound connect killed him and took his allowance he saved.I guess I should have wrote it helps to have a black person with street cred to vouch for you if you go to drug exchange looking like a preppy white boy.Oh well.
by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 28, 2005
To be the supreme clit commander.....kind of like the grand wizard....except instead of being an ignorant racist....you just roll a clit like no other
Nobody rolls a clit like me not this fuck, not that fuck...none of you little fucks I am the commander of all clits! When it comes down to it it's what I do best.
by xX|The¥Gooch|Xx November 9, 2014
by OverDose363 December 13, 2005
A person that uses rofl copter an obscene amount of times no matter the situation. This usually turns into a running joke.
by P. Kaltenbach February 1, 2008
One: Never let anyone know how much money you have. Money makes people jealous, and if someone screwed up and lost theirs, they are gonna come after you.
Two: Never let anyone know your next move. Take it from him, he'll sprays bullets at people with weed and money.
Three: Never trust anyone. Your mom will set you up and play with your head. For any source of money, she will act like nothing's up and then screw you over.
Four: Never get high on your own weed or coke.
Five: Never sell your stuff where you live. It doesn't matter how much they want, tell them to leave.
Six: Don't let your consumers buy without cash; they won't pay you back.
Seven: Don't involve your family in your crack-selling business. Money and blood don't mix like homosexuals, and if you do decide to do this you will find yourself in serious trouble.
Eight: Never keep anything that could ultimately hurt you on yourself. The people you trust could turn on you and try to take over your spot.
Nine: If you are taking a break from selling, don't hang around with police. If others in the business see you doing this, they won't care what you say and will break into your house to beat you up.
Ten: Make sure you know who you are trusting your money with. If you give your money to someone who isn't going to be responsible with it and lose it, the people who sell you the crack are going to want their money no matter what the weather outside is like.
Two: Never let anyone know your next move. Take it from him, he'll sprays bullets at people with weed and money.
Three: Never trust anyone. Your mom will set you up and play with your head. For any source of money, she will act like nothing's up and then screw you over.
Four: Never get high on your own weed or coke.
Five: Never sell your stuff where you live. It doesn't matter how much they want, tell them to leave.
Six: Don't let your consumers buy without cash; they won't pay you back.
Seven: Don't involve your family in your crack-selling business. Money and blood don't mix like homosexuals, and if you do decide to do this you will find yourself in serious trouble.
Eight: Never keep anything that could ultimately hurt you on yourself. The people you trust could turn on you and try to take over your spot.
Nine: If you are taking a break from selling, don't hang around with police. If others in the business see you doing this, they won't care what you say and will break into your house to beat you up.
Ten: Make sure you know who you are trusting your money with. If you give your money to someone who isn't going to be responsible with it and lose it, the people who sell you the crack are going to want their money no matter what the weather outside is like.
The Ten Crack Commandments by The Notorious B.I.G.
by Notoriously loved January 5, 2011
A ship between the DJ and Commander from Tower Defense Simulator (A.k.a. TDS). Admit it, if you know this ship you have definitely seen the Maidboy Commander and DJ and thought they were hot.
by Kasodus69420 February 2, 2021