Lump Sum

The first initial cum shot whence the majority of the seed is spread

Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"

Ben: "did she complain?"

Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"

Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"

Jones: "fo show"

by Pussy mags July 21, 2016

billie lump

the lump that forms on ones head after being struck with a night stick.

did you see leroys billie lump?

by icehockeyricks May 9, 2010

Love lumps

When you get socked or punched for every year you've aged in place of a gift or present. Used as a way to show affection for a loved one without being seen as mushy or soft.

My brother turned 18 today so I gave him 18 love lumps and that new Madden.

by APXPRDTOR December 28, 2022

breathing lump

a person so lazy they seem to barely exist

i thought she was a lump on a log untill i saw her the breathing lump

by ICEANT June 5, 2021

Lumped

That something is strange or un-natural.
the word comes from the lumps that tumors produce, they are un-natural and weird.

Yo that shit is lumped

by crash at dylans February 28, 2022

Lumped

An erection

Dam baby, you go me so lumped.

by Slammer of the dick January 15, 2020

sleep lump

1) When you sleep on something for too long, there is a mark in the shape of it.

"Mommy look at the pattern on my arm!"
"That's a cool sleep lump."

by Yasss_Queen December 10, 2016