by gyrosimp February 21, 2021
Getting owned and exposed like your mum telling her friends all your secrets, specifically when you do something so fucked up Swoop(YouTuber) has a multi series on all your shit.
by Pancakes with abs August 24, 2023
A blow-job that is just a hand-job until the final moments, as in swooping in like a seagull on a hot chip.
That bitch is lazy in bed. She promised me a bj but only gave me a seagull swoop.
Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.
Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.
by mangaby August 18, 2010
When well intended teams, emboldened by progress, are confronted by an unseen, underestimated, and devastating obstacle with such insurmountability, that it forces the team to retreat, forfeit all progress, and question all of their life decisions to that point in time and wonder if they should have just gone to law school after all. Look, Josh is a lawyer and he hardly works.
At their final presentation, the team was introduced to stakeholder they’d never met before, who they’d been assured didn’t care about their project, but now seemed eager to deliver a cataclysmic swoop and poop.
by Dr.Jslammajamma September 25, 2019
When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps
by GoonBoi May 9, 2020
Taylor brought Jonny Boy to the club one night as his wing man to work a crew of breezelles.
Taylor had his eyes on one chick , he fell in love.
Jonny Boy trashed talked her the whole night and said the girl was a ho! at the end of the night Jonny Boy swooped this breezelle took her home and smashed it.
Pimp SWOOP!!!!
Taylor had his eyes on one chick , he fell in love.
Jonny Boy trashed talked her the whole night and said the girl was a ho! at the end of the night Jonny Boy swooped this breezelle took her home and smashed it.
Pimp SWOOP!!!!
by hatersballhate May 28, 2010
Properly folding one's clothes when staying at someone's house, usually in the event of a one night stand. Neatly folding the clothes and leaving them near an exit allows the person to swoop-and-go their clothes in the event of a rushed or forced exit.
I went home with a guy I met at the bar. When we got to his place, I folded my clothes as I took them off and left them near the door. When I woke up to discover he was really gross, I was able to swoop-and-go my clothes for a hurried exit with out having to say good bye.
by TinkerBell12 June 11, 2012