Noun.

A makeshift grinder created by putting a penny inside of a pill bottle.
Ex. 1

Kevin: Damn, this weed's too sticky to break down by hand but I don't have a grinder.

Hunter: Let's put it in the one cent grinder.

Ex. 2

Gus: Damn, I can't believe the one cent grinder actually works.
by Russell Conwell September 23, 2015
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a sex position in which the female stands on her head while the male inserts his penis into her rectum then begins to "spin it like a top".
KT got put into the Pencil Grinder position!

Imagine a praying mantis making love to a butterfly.
by kiidtyphoon January 8, 2011
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A South Alaskan side grinder is when you’re spooning your girl and you pop a boner, you continue to try to get rid of it while she tries to get closer, this grinding her side, and your dick
My dick got fucked up bro, we started to do a South Alaskan side grinder
by The_Gutter March 8, 2019
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Using a cheese grader on your testicles.
Oh, man Wander gave TYer a cheese grinder for getting an F on his test.
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A very dangerous weapon that can be used in the kitchen, and the crime scene.
“Im gonna cheese grinder your face”
“Honey can you use the cheese grinder, to shred some chedder
by QueefusMcNiglet November 15, 2018
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“Why did Rachel reject me bro?”-Cleetus
“She must be a gooch grinder!”- Tyler
by Rockcrawler01 March 1, 2022
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