Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.

Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.

by Dothivalla October 2, 2015

irrelevant bar tender

When someone is so irrelevant that it makes the bar tender look somewhat interesting

Omg, Yelitza is such an irrelevant bar tender; she kinda reminds me of a wannabe Bob Marley.

by Niggazoid June 14, 2017

Tour tenders

Groupies

The sound guy is putting a couple of tour tenders in the bus for after the show.

by Redurban80 May 24, 2020

tender age

it means '' a young age''

i was able to play tennis at the tender age of five.

by ritannias October 18, 2016

whore tender

A bartender that has to sleep with people to have customers.

She's such a whore tender.

by Thepurplenurple5000 April 23, 2017

Four tenders in my six piece

When a girl (or whomever) is disappointed to find her man has a small penis.

“I hooked up with Patrick last night. Got four tenders in my six piece.”

by B1G JON August 29, 2019

tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 9, 2018