rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop

Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")

Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"

by Heather Chandler January 18, 2011

Swoop the bucket

To lick the outside perimeter of the anal hole.

While having sex with my husband, he asked me if he could swoop the bucket.

by msadiegold November 10, 2011

Swooping

Sweaty Pooping

I’m sorry I missed the meeting because I was swooping. I had the swoops

Steven hawking always has a mad case of the swoops

by JayRepublic January 04, 2020

Swooping

Swiping on your phone while pooping.

"Just taking my swooping break on Twitter in the bathroom."
"I liked your post on Instagram while swooping on the toilet."

by MaxMonster April 18, 2021

Swooping

When your about to stick the tip in then you back a bit starts cawing and flapping your arms and swoop in

Why the fuck are you swooping on me, just stick it in

by I'mJustGonnaBeOverHere April 12, 2018

Swooping

When you cream pie your girl, and while shes on the way to the washroom, you stick your hand between her legs and scoop the cum from front to back. Then slap it into her face.

My wife kicked me out of the house because she doesnt like swooping

by JennybB==D February 11, 2021

Swooping

The act of shaking a baby violently in order to awaken it.

I was swooping the baby all morning to feed it.

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