Rectumitis

A hilarious way of stating "He or She has their head up their ass"'

He purchased three truck loads of string because he thinks he can fly his kite to the sun. He has a serious case of Rectumitis which means he has his head up his ass

by CT Jordaan January 2, 2022

rectum oppresser

a term used for a guy that has rectal sex

"My friend Ricky is a real rectum oppesser"

by Pen Isman February 2, 2004

rectum eater

A person who is a suck up or a pain in the ass

Ugh Jackson is such a rectum eater!

by Nothereatm September 21, 2022

Rectum rearranger

An individual who absolutely obliterates their enemies mothers rectum.

Holy shit, Lachlan is the most insane rectum rearranger I've ever witnessed!

by TheSpice March 15, 2021

Rectumal

Fork up asshole and/or rectum

I got pissed at fortnite and preformed a rectumal

by Yeet64872 December 9, 2018

rectum sized keyboard

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.

how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?

by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023

rectum diver

A slang word for a proctologist

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.

by Waddy Yablemiefor February 21, 2016