A mental health hijack is when your physical health is 'hijacked' by a mental health doctor. Resulting in improper treatment, and mental health castigation and abuse from people.
The Dr gave me a mental health hijack whilst at nb surgery. The i asked the nurse for basic painklillers and received a mental health hijack by the dr. CP** enacted the mental health hijack on baseless information. I lost my physical health following the hijack. Many doctors give mental health hiacks in favour of pain treatment, or treatment for infections.
by Poor and Penniless August 13, 2023
A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
by Sacredfart May 13, 2023
the health sciences academy is full of privileged, melodramatic people that turn their nose up at everyone not up to their standards. there's no guys in the academy and the girls treat the 5 guys that actually go there like they are gods on earth. other than that, its pretty cool. The medical teachers are dope and super great at teaching. Don't come here for the social scene is all I'm saying, but you'll have some hella good medical teachers
"where you going to school next year?"
"im going to bayside health sciences academy"
"okay just don't act like a pretentious asshole and you'll be fine"
"im going to bayside health sciences academy"
"okay just don't act like a pretentious asshole and you'll be fine"
by mbvbitch July 3, 2021
"According to Science and Health, this world is just a material illusion."
"Who the hell are you, Morpheus?"
"Who the hell are you, Morpheus?"
by Adamant101 February 10, 2008
Hey I heard Barbie what is sick how she doing?
She’ll be fine she just had a couple of health hiccups
She’ll be fine she just had a couple of health hiccups
by Litt1e.mouse September 1, 2022
Hey I heard Barbie wasn’t doing too good have you heard from her?
She’s doing better she just has a few health hiccups
She’s doing better she just has a few health hiccups
by Litt1e.mouse September 1, 2022
Friend: “Why haven’t you eaten all day?”
Me: “So I can get drunk off 2 beers, it’s called financial health”
Me: “So I can get drunk off 2 beers, it’s called financial health”
by Djossem010 June 1, 2018