23 definitions by Sacredfart
Code 3 are a series of hospital codes that basically mean “other specified emergency.” The exact codes vary by hospital but they most commonly include:
- anesthesia: surgery fuck up
- IV therapy: emergency meds needed
- stroke activation team: self explanatory
- blood bank: self explanatory
- EKG: cardiac arrhythmia emergency
- echo: other cardiac emergency
- laboratory: emergency diagnostics
- House nurse: CPR team on standby
- Star: severe injury acquired in the hospital
- anesthesia: surgery fuck up
- IV therapy: emergency meds needed
- stroke activation team: self explanatory
- blood bank: self explanatory
- EKG: cardiac arrhythmia emergency
- echo: other cardiac emergency
- laboratory: emergency diagnostics
- House nurse: CPR team on standby
- Star: severe injury acquired in the hospital
Me : *going into surgery* “Damn I’m real nervous.”
Nurse: “well don’t be, surgical mistakes are almost unheard of in this hospital.”
Intercom: “code three, anesthesia.”
Me: “well fuck.”
Nurse: “well don’t be, surgical mistakes are almost unheard of in this hospital.”
Intercom: “code three, anesthesia.”
Me: “well fuck.”
by Sacredfart June 19, 2023
A term used in the very niche community of medical malpractice victims. It stands for “providence trauma and stress disorder” because providence is a major healthcare network known for malpractice.
Me: *working at a non Providence hospital blocks away from a providence one.*
Me: “So what’s your opinion on providence, they overdosed me once cause they dosed my meds in the wrong unit of measurement, then called the cops on me when I threatened to sue and tried to frame me for first degree assault.”
Patient: “funny little story you got there, they amputated the wrong fucking leg.”
Patient 2: “yeah but did they kill your daughter? No? Stfu with your pussy stories.”
Patient 3: “hate to eavesdrop but the only reason I came here was cause providence gave me the wrong blood type after my accident, it’s actually a miracle I’m alive because they laughed at me.”
Patient 4: “okay okay but are you guys the ones with brain cancer? No, they kept saying my MRIs were normal then laughed like 4 weeks later and were like “haha it’s a prank.”
Me: “damn, PTSD 2.0 victims need a fucking support group.”
Me: “So what’s your opinion on providence, they overdosed me once cause they dosed my meds in the wrong unit of measurement, then called the cops on me when I threatened to sue and tried to frame me for first degree assault.”
Patient: “funny little story you got there, they amputated the wrong fucking leg.”
Patient 2: “yeah but did they kill your daughter? No? Stfu with your pussy stories.”
Patient 3: “hate to eavesdrop but the only reason I came here was cause providence gave me the wrong blood type after my accident, it’s actually a miracle I’m alive because they laughed at me.”
Patient 4: “okay okay but are you guys the ones with brain cancer? No, they kept saying my MRIs were normal then laughed like 4 weeks later and were like “haha it’s a prank.”
Me: “damn, PTSD 2.0 victims need a fucking support group.”
by Sacredfart April 4, 2023
A white blonde girl that meets the stereotype. Attractive, dumb, main quality is sex, fake, acts and looks like a Barbie, and way too feminine.
by Sacredfart June 27, 2023
Connotation: medical slang
Definition: The amount of physical energy someone has to do a specific task.
Etiology: Comes from the psychological “spoon theory” (look that up separately I ain’t explaining it)
Definition: The amount of physical energy someone has to do a specific task.
Etiology: Comes from the psychological “spoon theory” (look that up separately I ain’t explaining it)
Someone: “wanna hang out today?”
Me: “Nah I don’t have enough spoons for that, I’m planning on napping.”
Someone: “tf is a spoon?”
Me: “Nah I don’t have enough spoons for that, I’m planning on napping.”
Someone: “tf is a spoon?”
by Sacredfart November 2, 2022
by Sacredfart December 19, 2022
Someone how’s at the hospital a lot.
- can be used derogatorily to accuse a patient of being overdramatic, being a hypochondriac, lying, or drug seeking.
- can be used lightheartedly by staff or the patient to refer to people with severe chronic illnesses.
- can be used rudely to suggest that a chronic illness patient is a burden.
- can be used derogatorily to accuse a patient of being overdramatic, being a hypochondriac, lying, or drug seeking.
- can be used lightheartedly by staff or the patient to refer to people with severe chronic illnesses.
- can be used rudely to suggest that a chronic illness patient is a burden.
My immunocompermised ass: *walking into my biweekly urgent care appointment*
The PA student: “I’m just super nervous to do my first clinical exam by myself.”
The PA: *points at me* “ you can take the frequent flyer. She’s easy and the answer is always antibiotics.”
The PA student: “I’m just super nervous to do my first clinical exam by myself.”
The PA: *points at me* “ you can take the frequent flyer. She’s easy and the answer is always antibiotics.”
by Sacredfart March 20, 2023
A hypothetical ideology in which someone is equally racist against every race however the reasons for the racism is different for every group, but the amount of racism remains the same.
That one friend: “idk man, all these blacks are getting on my nerves.”
You: “woahhhh step back.”
That one friend: “don’t worry so are the whites, and the Asians, and the natives.”
You: “oh so people in general are getting on your nerves?”
That one friend: “no, whites annoy me cause they’re always triggered over things and blacks annoy me cause they stole my bike and Asians-“
You: “just stfu literally stfu shut up shut the shut up.”
That one friend: “why?”
You: “because you’re being such an emo depressed doomer.”
That one friend: “no it’s a thing called neoracism.”
You: “woahhhh step back.”
That one friend: “don’t worry so are the whites, and the Asians, and the natives.”
You: “oh so people in general are getting on your nerves?”
That one friend: “no, whites annoy me cause they’re always triggered over things and blacks annoy me cause they stole my bike and Asians-“
You: “just stfu literally stfu shut up shut the shut up.”
That one friend: “why?”
You: “because you’re being such an emo depressed doomer.”
That one friend: “no it’s a thing called neoracism.”
by Sacredfart March 20, 2023