A Maff teacher who doesn’t know the difference between five and six.
My Maff teacher is a certified idiot; he doesn’t know the difference between five and six. What a credited idiot he is.
by BbJjDd October 9, 2022
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A Person that has knowledge in something that is absolutley useless in life
Person 1: Im a certified idiot.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: i know how to build a weapon but i dont know simple grammar.
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A hun magnet the definition of an alpha male usually the dudes with the vibe when they pull up niggas get mad because they hunnies start acting up. Most importantly Tho shall always life by the Gospel of future Hendrix
Brada di ding is if it ain't Certified Cheeseboys than it gotta go maaaayne
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A hun magnet the definition of an alpha male usually the dudes with the vibe when they pull up niggas get mad because they hunnies start acting up. Most importantly Tho shall always life by the Gospel of future Hendrix
Brada di ding is if it ain't Certified Cheeseboys than it gotta go maaaayne
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A hun magnet the definition of an alpha male usually the dudes with the vibe when they pull up niggas get mad because they hunnies start acting up. Most importantly Tho shall always life by the Gospel of future Hendrix
Brada di ding is if it ain't Certified Cheeseboys than it gotta go maaaayne
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If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.
I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.
by Train 82 December 17, 2018
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A certified boy lover is a person who loves one of three boys (or, if you’re lucky, all three) These boys are, Tyler the Creator, Frank Ocean and Steve Lacy. Only hot bitches are boy lovers, so if you find yourself one, hide them in your basement, play Xbox with them, listen to ‘in search of’ and eat donuts while conversing over what church does.
Jay: Damn that girl’s so different and quirky
Jae: Yeah, she definitely a certified boy lover, look, she’s listening to Frank right now.
by certifiedboylover August 24, 2022
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