answers.com 

Quite possibly the worst website to go to for an answer to your question. You'll often receive a single sentence, very vague answer. If not that, you'll be taken to a page where it just shows your question, but with no answers.

If you're googling a question about anything and the search results come back with an Answers.com thread, DON'T WASTE YOU TIME!

So I googled "How to power off my Iphone 4?"

Answers.com came back with this answer "Well, you simply just turn it off."

answers.com by DiddyDong40001 March 4, 2014

yahoo answers

a website where you can answer and ask questions. But some people use this website as a pasting time. Just like any other website, there are people call, "Trolls". Who go around deleting your ansers for no reasons or ask stupid questions like, "How can i get my pet high on weed?"

person 1: I'm bored
person 2: go on yahoo answers then. You can ask and answers questions
person 1: thanks

yahoo answers by punchie-247 July 15, 2009

answermaphone 

A word of disapproval as the line switches to answer phone.

The 'Oh' sound being commonly extended to sound like: "answermaphoooone"

She's not picking up...................oh wait..........Answermaphone

answermaphone by redhed01 November 22, 2011

anwerd 

Comes from OE andweard, following the trend of answer. See anwer
Present; current

People have been talking smack for years from way back when to anwerd day.

anwerd by Master of beargreen August 18, 2023

Yahoo Answers Troll 

A Yahoo Answers Troll is a troll that lurks on Yahoo Answers and does all kinds of things. They always break the Yahoo Answers Community Guidelines. It is highly recommended that you report any kind of troll. Most, if not all, trolls will use the 'Anonymous' feature so that they wont get blocked and/or reported. Well you can report their answers and questions but what I mean by 'report' is reporting their account to Yahoo Answers Team. The anonymous feature is there so that legit users can use it if they are not ok with showing their name when asking a question or answering one. But unfortunately, the trolls abuse that feature. Any troll that uses the anonymous feature will forever be a coward. You will find trolls mostly on the Polls & Surveys section. But you could find trolls in other sections as well. There are different types of trolls on Yahoo Answers. Here is a list of the different types of trolls:

- Reporter Trolls: are trolls that report legitimate questions and answers just for fun.

- Spam Trolls: are trolls that just spam Yahoo Answers with the same things over and over again.

- Scroll Trolls: are trolls that post ridiculously long answers and you have to keep on scrolling for like a few minutes to see the other answers.

- Funny Trolls: are trolls that say funny things on Yahoo.

- Insult Trolls: are trolls that insult other users of Yahoo.

- Anonymous Trolls: are trolls that go anonymous and may do all kinds of things ranging from reporting to insulting.

Yahoo Answers Troll: I feel powerful behind the screen. No one can touch me hahahaha

Yahoo Answers Troll by Yahoo Answers FBI February 15, 2015

Yahoo Answers

An evil website hell-bent on removing the balls from Americans and turning them into pussies

I'm 13 am I old enough for my boyfriend to finger me?

Sure it's completely natural.

YAHOO ANSWERS FAIL!

Yahoo Answers by St3nDahL July 7, 2010

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to 

It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.

Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.

Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.

Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to by Pushover42069 January 22, 2020