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Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend 

Talking to the Jewish UrbanDictionary Editors, here.

I think they still might be watching me.

Anyway, finding a decent girl is becoming harder than I thought. Do you guys have any single Jewish females hanging around? I’m not really sure how to go about getting the perfect girl. It’s making me so mad and sad.
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walking like a giraffe 

A sexy woman who walks with her head held high and confidently in high heels
She was walking like a giraffe,working them heels, my girl is hella SEXY!!!

give a girl your hoodie day 

give that one girl your hoodie whether she has one or not since it’s november 4th
boy: here’s my hoodie

girl: but i already have one

boy: it doesn’t matter, it’s give a girl your hoodie day

running a girl 

fucking a girl so hard you run your dick through her
I was running a girl so hard I thought i felt her spine.

Signs a girl likes me 

she doesnt

no really the fact that you thought she liked you is HILLARIOUS like man Noone likes you

Maybe they will like you if you stop Fapping to fucking fortnite porn you degenerate
You know maybe i am a little harsh here is an example of Signs a girls likes me :

1.wake up

2.it was probably i fucking dream

Thats why there is no way a girl likes you ok? now say this word inside your mind ok?: Signs a girl likes me are none

what a girl wants 

bout wut a gurl wants mayb u guys that dont kno how to be a real gentalmen should listen to it
what a girl wants by m money October 8, 2003

mashing up a girl's dinner 

To perform the act of anal sex on a woman. To fuck a girl in the ass.
Last night i was mashing up a girl's dinner and i got shit on my dick!