fiddle biscuits

an invalid variant of fiddlesticks.

Dalton: oh fiddle biscuits

Matt: it's FIDDLESTICKS, dipshit

by papayapussy November 1, 2018

Toxic Fiddle

The act of dipping someones penis into an unknown substance, then proceeding to give them a blowjob.

("Hey did you hear about Aaron?"
"Yeah, I heard Susie gave him an epic Toxic Fiddle!"

by Insanetea November 3, 2015

fiddle dee diddle

Stimulate a girl's vag with your fingers

Mandy and I made out for a while, then I gave her the ol' fiddle dee diddle.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 23, 2020

suck my fiddle

the act of sucking ones fiddle (otherwise known as a penis)

ay bro shut up! suck my fiddle!

by jakeyboy123 April 10, 2010

fiddle battle

To rub your penis between her breast

Dude I had a fiddle battle with her tits the other night

by Fiddleboy69 April 27, 2017

Kiddy-Fiddling

The act of pedophilia.

"Oh yeah tom was Kiddy-Fiddling the Louis's Kid"
"Fucking hell he's disgusting"

by The Honorable Lord Razikof May 25, 2022

fiddle with your middle

masterbate.

"Dude you are clearly out of your mind, she is out of your league,, forget about her,, dude, just go home and fiddle with your middle, believe me you will thank me in the morning.

by vinman59 April 13, 2021