The act of using your own semen as lubricant in order to stimulate the prostate digitally.
Guy 1: Dude I got so fucked up the other night, I ended up giving myself a Johnny Watson.
Guy 2: Man you really need to slow down on the meth hey...
by Rtomo July 30, 2018
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A traditional suffolk county Christmas drink. 1 part boiled milk, Well vodka, dash of cinnamon, pinch of nutmeg, needles of a 100 year old blue spruce, and if harvest allows 3 cranberries for garnish.
After a long day at work, Gary came home to enjoy a nice hot Jolly Watson, a nice adult beverage.
by Whocares4760 December 10, 2022
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When someone leaves a turd in your toilet for you to find.
The local locksmith likes to break in people’s houses and has been watsoning my neighbors, by leaving a big nasty turd in their toilet.
by The Real Beast. October 7, 2023
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A total sexy and ginger god/goddess. they are always so kind and hot. they will always get the most kills on the team and will 1 mag the whole lobby.
Dark skinned man: Yo. who do you main

Ginger beast: I'm a watson main
Dark skinned man: Please carry me u sexy beast
Ginger beast: No slave man
by SbeebTheMeeb April 5, 2022
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She is smart funny and kind she can appear to be a hoe but on the inside she is nice. She may ask you to do things for her but that's just because your her friend. She is a very intelligent person.
Hey I just became friends with Frances I thought she was a hoe but she's really nice. The definition of Frances Watson is a very smart person.
by Book reader Emily April 6, 2017
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The mother of famous gamer and homosexual Matt Watson and has a love relationship between Ryan Magee
Ryan Magee: Ms. Watson is looking hot .
Matt Watson: NOOO
by yomomfat April 19, 2022
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To make an error or mistake when completing an easy task
Person A: "You really Watsoned your tax return didn't you"
Person C: "I just dont have time to be doing a Self Assessment report at the minute"
Person R: "Who even does their taxes anyway?!?!?!?!?!"
(They all chuckle)
by LeonTrossky March 11, 2023
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