Gib·son
/ˈɡibsən/
noun
an insufferable soy boy beta male that whines all day about how small they are "down there" in hopes that a female of any kind, requiring only a pulse, will take pity on him and help him lose his virginity. A Gibson is a rare type of person to meet in the real world. They have very little interaction with the outside world, and spend most of their time online due to being unemployed. You are most likely to find a Gibson in their widowed mother's basement moderating a Minecraft server, abusing the small amount of power they are granted in the digital space to compensate for being a poorly endowed NEET.
/ˈɡibsən/
noun
an insufferable soy boy beta male that whines all day about how small they are "down there" in hopes that a female of any kind, requiring only a pulse, will take pity on him and help him lose his virginity. A Gibson is a rare type of person to meet in the real world. They have very little interaction with the outside world, and spend most of their time online due to being unemployed. You are most likely to find a Gibson in their widowed mother's basement moderating a Minecraft server, abusing the small amount of power they are granted in the digital space to compensate for being a poorly endowed NEET.
"Yes officer, that's the filthy Gibson that I found in my daughter's closet sniffing her dirty socks after he followed her home from school even though he is clearly in his twenties!"
by Ipardonyourfrench September 24, 2023
They are very nice and honestly speaking they have the cutest smile.They are very funny and will always find a way to cheer up the people around them.They will do anything not to lose a friend.They are quite at first but after they trust you that's when you will know who is Gibson.They are very attractive,lovable and have dark and smooth hair.Just make sure if you have a Gibson in your life don't mess up because they rarely do anything to annoy anyone.
by Janicefuerro November 22, 2021
Handsome and tall, he is a special person that you can trust. He is shy but once you get to know him he is not too shy anymore. If you find a Gibson, keep him❤️
by Slime Makers! July 31, 2021
Stoner. A person that acts like your friends but talks shit the second you walk away. Douche. Definitely vapes.
by Whoevermaywemayroam February 20, 2022
One of the most overrated guitar brands ever. A long time ago in a galaxy far away they made good guitars and were pioneers in the electric guitar industry. Gibson has lost $500,000,000 in revenue as of 2017, and is closing their memphis factory. People have moved on from them and realized that better guitars exist at a far lower price.
Bob: "Dude I just ordered a Gibson Les Paul Custom for only $3000!"
Brian: "What the hell is wrong with you?!?!?! I just picked up a PRS SC 245 for $1700"
Bob: "But Jimmy Page played one so it must be amazing"
Brian: "What the hell is wrong with you?!?!?! I just picked up a PRS SC 245 for $1700"
Bob: "But Jimmy Page played one so it must be amazing"
by SmartPersonusesbrain,notpopula December 4, 2017
by smartman10 May 16, 2022
A slang word used to describe an object that remains nameless in one's description while talking about it, or asking about it. IE Car Wheels, tennis shoes, etc
Yo, are those shiny Gibsons you're wearing new?
What's the name of those chrome Gibsons on your ride?
Who makes that Gibson or those Gibsons?
Word used to replace the word "thing" or "things"
What's the name of those chrome Gibsons on your ride?
Who makes that Gibson or those Gibsons?
Word used to replace the word "thing" or "things"
by Ticton January 12, 2022