Shart

A fart that splatters shit with it.

Tom: "I just sharted in the toilet."
Judy: "Ewww! TMI Tom!"

by Crop Dusting June 22, 2014

Shart

When you fart and you accidentally shit a little at the same time.

Dude, I have to fart... Shit, I just sharted man.
I have to shart.
I sharted on my brother.

by luvtoshart123 May 15, 2011

sharts

turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it

i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!

by jr December 12, 2004

Shart

The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you shit yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).

"I sharted this morning and had to throw out my favorite silk boxers."

by Antoine December 14, 2004

sharted

when you fart so hard that a little piece of shit comes out

oh no, i just sharted all over my undershorts

by paul t. January 28, 2004

sharted

when you shit and fart at the same time

jimmy sat down and thought he farted but he really sharted

by heaven 01 March 15, 2005

sharted

when u try to fart and a little shit comes out

Dude we gotta go i sharted, ??, tryed to fart and little shit came out

by steadler0 February 19, 2008