craptard

craptard is a person who is a piece of shit and a retard an offensive non vulgar way to call a person a piece of shit and a retard

dude you stole my money out of my car you craptard

man i did not steal your money out of your car you craptard

dude i got you haha
man accusing someone of stealing something is not funny you craptard

craptard by littlejimmie March 14, 2019

Craptcha 

Craptcha (noun): Based on the word CAPTCHA (the Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart), it is usually used to refer to a reCAPTCHA or hCaptcha puzzle that is poorly graded or designed, sometimes denying access despite correct answers or having ambiguous technicalities that make completing the puzzle incredibly difficult (and occasionally impossible). It is seen much more often in hCaptcha than reCAPTCHA due to Google's processing power, access to powerful image recognition algorithms, and datasets used for training the puzzles (as reCAPTCHA has access to Google Maps data).

"C'mon! Just place the goddamn pizza order already!"
"I can't, I'm trapped behind a craptcha!"

Craptcha by SupaGamer2017 January 5, 2023

Crafty Veteran 

When the chick craps in a martini shot glass then mixes it with Jose Cuervo then makes the dude take it as a body shot out of her regions.

Bob- How'd the drinking games go last night?
Al- I won, but at the end Kari gave me a Crafty Veteran.

Crafty Veteran by Dusty Cox March 15, 2009

craftsterbation 

(n.) lusting over projects on craftster.org or the process of crafting.

Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.

craftsterbation by betsy January 20, 2005

craptastic 

the zenith of crap; the highest level of crap that can be reached.

"These scrabble letters I keep getting are certainly craptastic." or "The service I receive from my cable provider is truly craptastic."

craptastic by Of the Sun March 2, 2010

CraftTM 

CraftTM was a once-popular Minecraft "Hub" server that closed in October of 2012. It is owned by Ricktza, a quite mysterious fellow. It has also been called CakeCraft. Before its closing, over 4,500 players total and usually had over a 100 players at once. It reopened on January 2013 in beta. Currently, the server is still in development and has a cracked Minecraft launcher, complete with customizable skins. However, the server has been having financial issues ever since of its reopening, and relies mostly on donators.

I wish I went to the Minecraft CraftTM server. They're the best Minecraft server since 2012.

CraftTM by HPBoy99 March 27, 2013

craftmine 

when you acquire crafting table without breaking any block

i have craftmined

craftmine by TheEgglet May 3, 2021