weener

by Anonymous January 22, 2003
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Weener

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.
You stole my pen, you weener!
by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005
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Weener

A person who is cowardly and does not push themselves to get further, who is a little nerdy. Also a group of weeners is called a Weener Brigade
Someone who does not want to join a local football team due to being scared of 'big men' being there is a weener
by Mooky182 November 23, 2009
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weenering

an alternate term for "masturbating". generally used to make speaking about the topic less awkward.
"The gym teacher caught him weenering in the handicap stall."
by Rusty504 March 11, 2006
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Weener

What Steve wishes he had in place of his Niggina.
Haha Steve, you have no weener you fuckhead.
by Jerkin Slo June 10, 2004
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weener flop

The term "weener flop" can be used to describe a various amount of situations. It can be used to describe a negative situation or positive. It is typically used to describe situations like relaxing and not doing much when there are tasks that need to be done. It can also be used in more situations including attending a party where you know no one, as well as in awkward situations and don't know what to say, these are just a few of the situations "weener flop" can be used in. "Weener flop" is both a verb and noun do to its wide range of use.
-Me and my friends entered a party where we knew nobody so we made our way to the corner of the room and proceeded to "weener flop".
-I had a lot of work that needed to be done but instead of being productive I "weener flopped".
-Wow, that test was a "weener flop".
-Saturdays are usually reserved for "weener flopping".
-The receiver dropped a wide open pass, wow what a "weener flop".
by Brick Squad November 03, 2013
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Weener Cousin

Two men who have had sex with the same woman. A pact usually sealed by the locking of the the two men's pinky fingers.
Dude, you're dating my ex-girlfriend? We're totally weener cousins!
by JohnDorian9 February 04, 2010
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