Wake and Bake 

Wake and Bake is when you have a sweet bowl and a cup o' joe. Or the equivalent to caffeine.

I love to wake and bake with French Roast and Thai.

Wake and Bake by Dragonfly Fairrie February 9, 2008

wake and bake 

Can also be used as a noun: A person who wakes and bakes on a regular basis, gets high a lot, is almost always high.

Person 1: That new boy in our class is so cute!
Person 2: Aye! But don't waste your time, I have heard that he is a wake and bake.

wake and bake by CLS 8888 October 3, 2016

wake and bake 

when you first wake up and take the biggest cock you can find and push it into your ass as fast as possible

when todd woke up we wake and baked the fuck out of him.

wake and bake by T-gizzle November 16, 2006

Wake and bake 

The phrase “wake and bake” is used when someone wakes up and smokes marijuana first thing in the morning before breakfast, brushing your teeth, or doing any sort of activity.

Let's wake and bake after a our long day or night to put our body into a relaxed mode and fall back to sleep.

Wake and bake by ToothQueen21 October 3, 2016

Wake and Bake 

A cookie clicker achievement for baking 1 cookie.

I got Wake and Bake 2 Hours and 3 minutes ago

Wake and Bake by Chinezo Alberto October 27, 2023

Wake-and-Bake 

The act of waking up of a morning and partaking of the chronic by means of a bong without leaving the comfort of one's bed. Made possible by possession of a serving wench/lad to present baking instuments and narcotics on a silver tray or, failing this convenience, the forethought to leave apparatus within reach of the squalid heap where one collapsed in a munted stupor the previous evening.

"Martibald, I believe I shall Wake-and-Bake this good morning"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"

Wake-and-Bake by Faulkling September 8, 2008

wake and bake rape

When one wakes up another and forces them to toke it up

Another example is to feel someone up until they awake, and then force them to smoke pot

Past tense: Woke and boke raped

"I think that I might wake and bake rape my boyfriend today"

wake and bake rape by Verbcttjt August 25, 2009