wake and bake

when you first wake up and take the biggest cock you can find and push it into your ass as fast as possible

when todd woke up we wake and baked the fuck out of him.

by T-gizzle November 16, 2006

Wake-and-Bake

The act of waking up of a morning and partaking of the chronic by means of a bong without leaving the comfort of one's bed. Made possible by possession of a serving wench/lad to present baking instuments and narcotics on a silver tray or, failing this convenience, the forethought to leave apparatus within reach of the squalid heap where one collapsed in a munted stupor the previous evening.

"Martibald, I believe I shall Wake-and-Bake this good morning"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"

by Faulkling September 08, 2008

Wake And Bake

"Waking & Baking" is used when somebody wakes up and immediately starts to smoke cannabis, Bally can often be found waking and baking.

"Bally what you bin up too?"
"Not much man, the usual, waking and baking"

"Wake and bake, wake and bake, thats what i say" - Bally.

by WhittleseyRob May 25, 2007

Wake and Bake

Wake and Bake is when you have a sweet bowl and a cup o' joe. Or the equivalent to caffeine.

I love to wake and bake with French Roast and Thai.

by Dragonfly Fairrie February 09, 2008

Wake and bake

The phrase “wake and bake” is used when someone wakes up and smokes marijuana first thing in the morning before breakfast, brushing your teeth, or doing any sort of activity.

Let's wake and bake after a our long day or night to put our body into a relaxed mode and fall back to sleep.

by ToothQueen21 October 03, 2016

wake n bake

To inhale marijuana smoke/vapor immediately upon waking up, usually in the morning. This is the time when there is the least amount of sugar being metabolized to fat in the liver, so less THC is dissolved in the fat and hence there is potential for a higher concentration 0f THC in the bloodstream.

"I have made it a point to wake n bake every morning."

by dub_head November 05, 2005

wake and bake rape

When one wakes up another and forces them to toke it up

Another example is to feel someone up until they awake, and then force them to smoke pot

Past tense: Woke and boke raped

"I think that I might wake and bake rape my boyfriend today"

by Verbcttjt August 25, 2009