1) battery used to back up an alarm clock in case the electricity goes out, insuring that the alarm will sound in one hour and twenty minutes. The exact time it takes to get hard again. Normally you wouldn't care but this pie is an unbelievable ram and you can't risk the alarm not going off, like your hog.
Hey Pinjat, give me a pack of reds, a dozen horses and a nine volt. And yea, I will have some of your beef jerky even though you pray to it.
by JB February 24, 2004
To use the shocker (see definition of shocker) while applying your tongue to the clitoris. Evolved from the need to shock ones tongue when in possesion of a nine volt battery.
by kelly f. June 8, 2006
When you say that sentence you refer to a very evil and bad man who has done a lot of bad things. On some level it's a swear word, but you will scare people when you say it because Zsombor is that evil. People use it when something REALLY bad happen.
Retarded Boi: "That plane collided with that tower, i think terrorist did this."
A man of culture: "u r retard, zsombor volt"
Retarded Boi: "NOOOOOOOOOO, i won't sleep for weeks because im scared! :c"
A man of culture: "u r retard, zsombor volt"
Retarded Boi: "NOOOOOOOOOO, i won't sleep for weeks because im scared! :c"
by oraoraoraoraoraoraora January 22, 2019
The sensation you get on your tongue when licking ass for the first time, much like the sensation when putting your tongue on a nine volt battery.
by mikef91 July 21, 2005
by Claus Christian September 25, 2008
"Hey, Mr. N? I don't undertsand this electron volt diagram."
"thats beacuse there is no such thing... I believe you mean Electron DOT diagram."
"thats beacuse there is no such thing... I believe you mean Electron DOT diagram."
by sweetsugargurl November 12, 2009
by ISTRUGLLETOGETTHELADIES March 7, 2016