So basically the trombone is superior to
everything else in any band. Pep, jazz, marching, or symphonic, it's just plain better. Its the best low brass
instrument, it has a slide. Without the almighty trombone, a band wouldn't have good power, volume, and just wouldn't be the same. Unlike other instruments in the brass, it is loud, powerful, and just good. They give life meaning and the band director a will to live. They also hold up the entire band. In short, they're just plain awesome.
(This
definition is TOTALLY unbiased)