Swiss Treadmill

This is the female version of the Dutch Rudder. A Swiss Treadmill is when one female assists another in masturbation by grabbing the partners arm and completing group masturbation.

I saw that video of your girlfriend and her mom Swiss Treadmilling on the internet!

by uic_gavmeister December 3, 2010

treadmill drafting

The act of finding the hottest girl in the gym doing cardio, and going behind her to enjoy the view. A common practice among fat men who lack the natural motivation to exercise. Only works when treadmills/ellipticals/bikes are organized in rows.

Wow, i was treadmill drafting behind that chick for the past half hour. She is definitely not wearing any underwear.

by pascooby June 14, 2011

Treadmill effect

When a blazed person walks outdoors and it appears that buildings are coming towards him/her rather than him/her walking towards the buildings. This gives the illusion that the earth is a huge treadmill and the person is not moving from where he/her is walking.

Person A - God damn! it seems like the movie theaters is coming towards me even tho I'm walking towards it.

Person B - It's the treadmill effect.

by RJ1992 April 20, 2009

Treadmill Karaoke

When obliviously lip synching along to an mp3 player mid treadmill session progresses to belting out a line or a whole tune in a busy gym environment.

The Treadmill Karaoke-er may be oblivious to their faux pas, and may result in declarations of love, hate or violence to other gym users depending on musical preference.

Dude 1: Did that girl on the treadmill just ask me to put my hands up if I'm in love?

Dude 2: Hmmm, I think she's just doing some treadmill karaoke to JLS

by swallmeister December 30, 2010

Treadmill Talk

The effort of actions and identification of action items discussed during business meetings that can be strategically displaced using a collection of ‘good old boy’ ambiguous superfluous rhetoric.

During our Pipeline call, Bill used a lot of Treadmill Talk to help take some of the heat off our region for not hitting our quarterly budget.

by bankz316 May 17, 2017

treadmill trip

the state of mind in which when you are walking and feel like you are walking in place (treadmill-like ground) and everything around you is moving.

i was walking to work and had a treadmill trip.

by thirdeyeman January 9, 2014

Life Treadmill

The everyday grind. Money in, money out. Day after day, week after week, year after year... the life treadmill goes on.

Karl: "Shit man, did you hear that Don lost his job and foreclosed on his home?"

Chad: "Yep, only thing worse than being on the life treadmill is falling off it."

by chadd925 January 1, 2012