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trashed bastard 

An extremely intoxicated person at a party or gathering that finds fun in irritating others and causing havoc
Last night Eric pushed Tim, broke a light, and spilled on the carpet. He was a trashed bastard.

trashed tired

Extremely tired to the point that people are under the impression you got trashed the previous night.
I was trying to stay awake in my 8:00am class this morning, but there was no point. I was trashed tired.
trashed tired by Solidpractice October 5, 2010

trashed as balls 

When one becomes so intoxicated that they lose all common sense and replace it with the rage to consume more alcohol. Often results in black outs and puking.
Angie was so trashed as balls that she ditched her two friends who drove down from redding and didn't even realize it.
trashed as balls by brentdk April 14, 2008

Trashed it serious 

Term for having vigorous sex.
Friend: Dude, why are you walking so weird?
Girl: Cause I trashed it serious last night. Ugh.

Trashed Wednesday 

A holiday that occurs on the same day as "Ash Wednesday." The tradition is to drink throughout the entire day, starting before breakfast, and rub it in the faces of those people starting lent.
"James, are you drunk in my classroom?"

"It's ok, Mrs. Anderson. It's Trashed Wednesday!"

Liquor stores always look forward to Trashed Wednesday, since everyone buys huge amounts of alcohol in order to last themselves all day long.
Trashed Wednesday by Bad Cheese February 15, 2010

Trashed Tuesday

getting trashed on a Tuesday; college slang for days of the week.
dude, i got so trashed on Trashed Tuesday !!