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Petroleum Transference Engineer 

A position given to those who transfer gas to your vehicle. Amateurs are known as Gas Attendants, however as their skillset increases, they become Petroleum Transference Engineers.
I went to the local Citgo and the Petroleum Transference Engineer pumped my car so hard.

Transitsexual 

One who is sexually attracted to modes of public transportation without regard to the people riding inside of them. The act remains illegal in most metropolitan areas.
"I heard Rigel was arrested again."

"Yep, this time for reckless transitsexuality."

"Oh no what was it this time, another bus?"

"Nope it was light rail. the 4:15 from Long Island to Manhattan."

"Wow first it was the taxi, then the bus, now this!"

"Yeah I know he's all over the place."
Transitsexual by cirdellin December 18, 2009

transfusion 

an incredible mixed drink comprised of ginger ale, grape juice and vodka

amounts of each may vary
Hey bartender, Can I get a transfusion please...
transfusion by Wonderous Drink Menu September 2, 2010

transfixed 

Being transfixed means you don’t mind being caught in an unescapeable gaze, flustered by your own daydreams, or overwhelmed by a touch. All of your attention, all of your energy, and all of your heart is pulled toward her as if nothing else in the world even matters. <3
i'm so transfixed on her...i love her
transfixed by Luke81111 September 9, 2011

Transfusion 

An advanced dishwashing technique where you slowly drain the sink and turn the faucet on. This dilutes the water, thus making it less dirty. Add some more soap and VOILA!! Improved dishwater. Used when there are a lot of dishes but the dishwasher doesn't want to waste time draining and refilling the sink, thus allowing them to wash the dishes nonstop, which speeds up the process. Also used to extend the life of the dishwater when the restaurant is about to close to make it last until close.
New Employee: This water is really gross. Shouldn't we change it??

Veteran Employee: Nah. Just give it a transfusion.

New Employee: Isn't that kinda gross??

Veteran Employee: I can tell you're new. In time you'll learn that you aren't paid enough to care.
Transfusion by Starman Deluxe August 3, 2010

transfurtive

transfurtive, refers to the activity of a group, which can be of a political, social or religious nature, forwarding a subversive, sinister and illicit objective or intent.
The hidden motive and objective by the state in a Democratic society, so to increase its power and hold over the people covertly is a transfurtive meassure.