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Teeter Totter 

When a woman wearing high heels has a few too many, and can no longer navigate different types of terrain in her painful, poorly chosen high heels.
"That woman is doing a classic teeter totter," he said, observing her footwear and wobbly posture with equal parts schadenfreude and genuine concern.

frat boy teeter totter

Occurs when one frat boy straddles the neck of another and simultaneously urinates in the bottoms mouth while defecating on his chest. Typically this is reversed after the top is done. Often, some of the other frat guys watch and wait to get in on the action.

This is a very common act among fraternity boys, who often find themselves missing each other during periods of the day. Many times they will skip classes or walk quickly away from girls to engage in the frat boy teeter totter.
Shauna: "Do want to go to my place and get it on?"

Jay: "No, I have to get back to the frat house for a frat boy teeter totter with Joel, while Brian watches."

Tennessee Teeter Totter 

when a male stands on a teeter totter and the female jumps on the other side and the male ejaculates in the air hoping to hit the female
bill snapped his neck attempting the Tennessee Teeter Totter yesterday on Erica.
Tennessee Teeter Totter by Dmizzle January 10, 2009

180 Teeter Totter 

A sexual act in which a male having sex, usually in missionary position, uses his penis as a pivot point to spin in a half circle, and then proceeds to have sex reverse missionary while the two are now facing opposite directions. Not for "little ones"
"Dude, I totally gave my girl a 180 teeter totter last night." "Dude, that's gay"
180 Teeter Totter by NevaM November 15, 2009

Tainter-Totter 

Once you drop anchor on your partner's knee (lay cable or take the browns to the superbowl) you gently strattle the log between the leg and your taint and rock back and forth
I gave that bitch a mean tainter-totter last night

Titty totter 

when playing hearts, getting stuck with the queen of spades, and getting shit on with more hearts, all being done by a cackling prick
Rich - "that was such a titty totter"
Titty totter by Johnny Blowme February 5, 2009