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Once you drop anchor on your partner's knee (lay cable or take the browns to the superbowl) you gently strattle the log between the leg and your taint and rock back and forth
I gave that bitch a mean tainter-totter last night
by Terd see-saw with taint October 04, 2008

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fecal grundle poop see-sawing taint