three-point check

1)Self-examination performed after getting into an accident, usually sports-related. Examiner ensures that both testicles and penis are still in proper positions and in working order.

2)Self-examination performed by Jews to ensure they still have their three most prized posessions-their money, their glasses and their genetalia. Often remembered by the diddy "checkbook, spectacles, testacles."

"Dude, I just wiped out bad."
"Did you do a three-point check?"
"Yeah, I passed."

"Oi vay, I just took a nasty fall, better do a three-point check."

by all the names are taken wtf April 29, 2007

Three Point Thursday Birthday

A gathering of friends on a thursday afternoon with festivities that include basketball, streetball, and koofball. It rarely occurs that a birthday happens to be on three point thursday. Thus leading to a Three point thursday birthday.

Ori has a birthday tomorrow?

Yea man.

You know what that means.

What?

Three Point Thursday Birthday time!

by victor9527 May 29, 2009

Three Point One Foure

Usually refers to pi in the mathematical symbolic system. But in this case its PIE no PI which is also pussy. There for Three point one four is pussy.

Dude, I gotta get me some three point one four.
or
Her three point one four smelt like tuna melt.

by Kyle February 16, 2005

Three point shooter

A man who bends wrists in an effeminate way.

When I went home for thanksgiving dinner my mom could see I was a three point shooter.

by MissMollySue February 7, 2020

Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one places their hand on the wall for physical support.

“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”

by cuck_showalter November 20, 2021

Three Point Kiss

This is used with first time kissers !! The first kiss is to see if they're down. Second kiss is done by the opposite person. Third kiss is for the hell of it.

"Let's try doing a Three Point Kiss"

"I think i'm going to try the Three Point Kiss Method"

by LoveMasterr December 10, 2017

three point kiss

A method used for first time kissers. 1st Kiss is to see if the person is down. 2nd Kiss is done by the opposite person. 3rd Kiss is for the hell of it.

"My boyfriend kissed me for the first time and we tried the "Three Point Kiss"

by LoveMasterr December 10, 2017