Me to my friends: I am a programmer
My friends: Wow, you really don’t have a life do you?
by Necro-boomer 1.0 December 4, 2020
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Someone whose computer has afflicted them with Stockholm Syndrome
Person 1: Hey, man what do you do for a living?
Person 2: Oh, I'm a programmer.
Person 1: Oh no, you need to see a therapist.
Person 2: No, it's okay; I know my computer really loves me.
by McSquidy January 25, 2022
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A dood that Builds code for everything on your Computer. He understands a whole bunch of code that may look like jibbirish to you.
A programmer can understand this:

#!/usr/bin/perl
my@"A,M";
my@"N,Z";

if input="(@'A,M'; 'N,Z')";
print"asdf"
}
else
{
print"qwerty"
by Rhibbon March 8, 2008
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It is really difficult to say what is programmer. On computer's language this means "The Lord", though...
1001010010100101: 1001011010010110, how are you today ?

1001011010010110: Thanks Programmer, I have low load now, my processor cools down...
by krumch June 24, 2011
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A Chick with a lot of issues and who requires vast amounts of attention.
That programme didn't want to down on me unless I did her a million favors first and when she finally did she stayed on her cell phone.
by hot lunch April 14, 2005
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A formulaic motion picture, an uninspired, by the book (or by the numbers) "B" movie.
"Montgomery Tully, that phenomenally fast British directing machine, whipped up another espionage programmer with 1964's Master Spy."

"Then, sheriff Brown doubles as an ornery outlaw to capture an ornery outlaw, as well as take the fancy of a preacherwoman and a singer in the B-western programmer "Rogue of the Range" (1937)."

"Dull programmer, redeemed by the title song and 1 powerful sequence"

"They tried a few more oater series starring the likes of Rod Cameron and Kirby Grant, but Universal lost interest in doing cowboy films and opted to phase themselves out of the B western programmer."

"This doesn't come across as a formulaic programmer. It has plenty of tension."

"The set-pieces are nothing overly spectacular or original (the film's concluding piece is right out of CLIFFHANGER), but as a formulaic programmer, you could do a lot worse--call it a good popcorn movie."

"This formulaic programmer, about a young shipbuilder who forgoes a union-protected job (talk about crazy) in a Maryland shipyard for a crack at the nearby U.S. Naval Academy, qualifies loosely as drama."
by David Porta July 7, 2006
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