If Katy Perry had written a song about anything other than kissing a girl, it wouldn't be in the Top 100, much less a #1.
by JohnJF July 11, 2008
An absolutely terrible pop musician. Writes droll and meaningless songs and cannot sing.
Also ate shit at MTV's VMAs after slipping on a cake she had used as a stage prop.
Also ate shit at MTV's VMAs after slipping on a cake she had used as a stage prop.
by imapiratearg October 24, 2008
Person 1: Wow, Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel look exactly the same.
Person 2: Yes they do, except that Zooey Deschanel is actually a genuinely talented singer, actress and model who doesnt need to dress and behave like a slut to achieve fame and popularity. Unlike a certain Katy Perry.
Person 1: Lol, yeah.
Person 2: Yes they do, except that Zooey Deschanel is actually a genuinely talented singer, actress and model who doesnt need to dress and behave like a slut to achieve fame and popularity. Unlike a certain Katy Perry.
Person 1: Lol, yeah.
by oh that dog o mine January 7, 2011
When I first heard Katy Perry's song "I Kissed a Girl," I figured she was a life-long dedicated smoker. After seeing her live on TV at New Years 2009, she just turned out to be a shitty singer with terrible lyrics who used studio editing to make her records sell and not sound off-key. She was pretty hot, but then I noticed this giant bra strap showing from beneath her thin shirt, connoting fake tits were afoot, and by circumstantial evidence, it is possible that she throws up to stay skinny.
by lee wolfgang October 25, 2009
A shinning example of all that is right with the modern music industry.
underrated writing skills and extremely underrated vocals. Hit maker of the decade but kiddos keep coming for her just because she's no longer obsessed with charts. When she gets signed to a proper record label and flopitol stops sabotaging her is over for you hoes.
underrated writing skills and extremely underrated vocals. Hit maker of the decade but kiddos keep coming for her just because she's no longer obsessed with charts. When she gets signed to a proper record label and flopitol stops sabotaging her is over for you hoes.
-I love katy perry
-me too bro teenage dream best song of the decade
-and she's got the best super bowl performance bro that was lit
-me too bro teenage dream best song of the decade
-and she's got the best super bowl performance bro that was lit
by overforyou October 28, 2020
by SallyCockidilly January 11, 2015
an overrated skank who thinks she can write songs, but her lyrics are the archetype of retardation, songs like "I kissed a girl" and "UR so gay" are songs that can drop one's IQ points 10 pts within a sample of the song, the full song can do SERIOUS damage, so beware
Honor Student: I just got another A on my math test time to celebrate by watching some music videos
*Katy Perry's I kissed a girl video plays through*
Honor Student's mother: Henry stop banging your head on the wall!!
Honor Student(Henry):DUUUHHHH!!!
*Katy Perry's I kissed a girl video plays through*
Honor Student's mother: Henry stop banging your head on the wall!!
Honor Student(Henry):DUUUHHHH!!!
by Dr Jester February 1, 2009