When you wrap five fingers around someone's neck and don't let go until their head explodes...
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... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.
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... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.
Customer #1: "What exactly just happened?"
Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."
Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"
Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."
Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"
by mydnytdeath March 24, 2012
Discount applied to a person with all five fingers intact on each hand; as opposed to missing finger(s) blown off by fireworks or similar explosives.
by webdings July 11, 2008
by Ian sean May 18, 2007
My girlfriend was in the bathroom for like 2 hours, and finally she asked me to give her a Brazilian Five Finger Discount.
by Durty Curt March 21, 2013
by PatrioticLynx March 2, 2019
A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want
by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018