To fail at life, generally suck, or just be a hoe.
Britney Spears: Shave head. Rehab. Lose custody of kids to none other than Kevin Federline. Suck at VMA's. Attempt Suicide. Rehab. Repeat.
Jamie Spears: Be a lot better off then her sister. Then, completely ruin a Nickelodeon series by getting pregnant with a guy that was almost old enough for it to be considered rape.
So, in general, if someone accuses you of being Spears, you FAIL.
Britney Spears: Shave head. Rehab. Lose custody of kids to none other than Kevin Federline. Suck at VMA's. Attempt Suicide. Rehab. Repeat.
Jamie Spears: Be a lot better off then her sister. Then, completely ruin a Nickelodeon series by getting pregnant with a guy that was almost old enough for it to be considered rape.
So, in general, if someone accuses you of being Spears, you FAIL.
Guy: you suck, you're such a Spears.
Other Guy: I just died a little bit on the inside, thats the worst insult ever.
Other Guy: I just died a little bit on the inside, thats the worst insult ever.
by MilesDavis January 10, 2008
by Mike, Kelly, Blake, Brandon September 23, 2005
by AlexH October 23, 2006
Front protruding hair platform, generally supported with very small amounts of product. Spear collapses when the person wearing it sweats, or when it gets wet. The Spear is at its prime when first molded in the morning, and its shape shifts as the day progresses.
by spearfuheva January 22, 2010
The act of waking your significant other by ramming your penis inside one of their orifices while screaming "Huzzah".
Girl 1: "Hey you look really tired today"
Girl 2: "Yea my boyfriend decided to try spearing me this morning"
Girl 2: "Yea my boyfriend decided to try spearing me this morning"
by Dr Pepperoni March 10, 2015
by Bigalb3 October 3, 2007
1) the unknown sport of taking spears and driving in pick up trucks and high speeds and throwing spear like objects into signs.
by John Jamelske May 11, 2006