stiff

a word used to describe a really dry joke.

your joke is so stiff its unbelievable

by thug#1 July 13, 2003

stiff

Someone who has never kissed a girl on the lips who isn't a family member or friend.

1. You are a stiff
2. Are you a stiff?

by Damon July 11, 2004

stiff

Someone who has never been kissed.
See also fridge.

Person one: Have you ever kissed anyone before?
Person two: No, I'm still stiff.
Person one: ...Sad act

by Sarah O'Rourke April 1, 2007

stiff

awesome

your so stiff

by pete is whack April 7, 2009

stiff

Someone who burns pizzas constantly!

He burnt another pizza again today boss! Wow he's a stiff!

by Pattymayo82690 March 8, 2009

Stiff as

A phrase to yell when things are going well.

When Jake was doing well at Tetris he yelled "Stiff as!"

by nachoworm February 19, 2010

Stiff

Top/head or brain to give or receive.

She said she gave me stiff I never touched that bi*h

by Young Zammy July 5, 2017