1. To squish or resize something or someone so that proportions are skewed
2. an adjective describing something or someone that has been squanched
I squanched this picture of Ed Sheeran.
Do you like squanch Ed Sheeran?
Get squanched.
by squanchsupreme June 18, 2020
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“I gotta take a Squanch” - Gary
“That was a Top10 Squanch right there” - Fish
by DaSquancher August 21, 2018
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To steal or act of stealing "squanch". someone who bums aorund other peoples places of residence unwantedly, eating their food and smoking their weed.
That mother fucker squanched our nuggets.
The guy on the couch is a squanch
by nugget master March 7, 2008
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The word squanch has a similar meaning to words like: whammed, hench and dench. However, if you are squanch you are also quite likely to be aggressive or on piss/violence. It will often be used as a compliment amongst the mandem.
"Oi, you ain't even squanch blud"

"Nah I heard he on gang, swear he bare squanch aswell"

"My YG is squanch bare man saying he on piss still"
by Abdi Is A Jeg January 6, 2019
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-Another term for meh, except much better.
Hey do you want to go out to eat at Bombay Sitar tonight?:
Squanch
by C Kuds May 12, 2005
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To trap or earn money for drugs illegally. To jug or rob. Going on a trip or journey to get or maintain a high.
Lets go squanch for weed.
I'm gonna go squanch for some crack.
Start squanching early for a good turn out
by brian_h05 October 20, 2015
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